Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Kinja'd!!! "WilliamsSW" (williamssw)
07/28/2020 at 19:07 • Filed to: S3XY

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First one I’ve seen. As you’d expect it looks like they bred an X with a 3.

It’s less ugly than the X, I guess?


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 19:13

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Why? Because they basically print money.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 19:15

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Looks equally ugly to me. The S was really good looking when it initially dropped, but everything since, including the refreshed S, has been uggo.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 19:15

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I’ve seen a few on the road now, but I live in the heart of techdorkland.

They could use recycled body dies from a Chevette, and the cult would line up.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/28/2020 at 19:16

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Yeah, this is the one that they think will be the volume model. So I guess we'd better get used to it. 


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 19:17

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Couldn't tell you and I wouldn't if I could. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
07/28/2020 at 19:19

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Because that's the name of the car,  that's y!


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 19:20

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y u no grammer


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > shop-teacher
07/28/2020 at 19:21

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I don’t hate the 3, personally.

This thing just looks like a 7/8 scale X from the back,  but from the side it looks like a 3 in a fun house mirror.  


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > fintail
07/28/2020 at 19:22

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And they'd be raving about improved production quality too.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher
07/28/2020 at 19:31

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These are ugly but they work. It’s just a Crossified 3, which was itself a success. The X is too big, too expensive, and holds styling cues from the aging S -- which I agree, is the only good looking model.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 19:33

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Better watch it, Musk fanbois will go all Scientology Dead Agent tactics on you, like Rich Rebuilds. 


Kinja'd!!! CRider > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 19:37

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Ugl y egg cars in the name of aero are the way of the future. At least the engineering is really interesting, according to Munro. 


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 19:46

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The only thing that bugs me is how tiny the tail lights are. Sure the light surround is pretty big, but those tiny little lines make up the actual brake light. Not a fan.

I wonder what the size and proportion differences are between the Mach E 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 19:55

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Hot take. The only good looking Tesla none of them. Even the S only looks good in silhouette 


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 20:19

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Luke warm take: I like it, and would gladly drive one.

But I can't afford one. So my opinion is moot.


Kinja'd!!! TysMagic > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 20:37

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My neighbor has one. I get the pleasure of looking at it every day not parked in her otherwise empty garage. 


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 22:22

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They are all over the place here, yeah all the Teslas are boring to look at and just morphed on photoshop from the original. Could they be less imaginative? I see the new one around and finally decided to take a picture, I just can’t get excited about them, Tesla makes appliances. The new one is a Y? Well it’s a tall 3, like an X6 BMW. 

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Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > WilliamsSW
07/28/2020 at 23:03

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It does ... Which means it's ugly.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > shop-teacher
07/28/2020 at 23:56

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Yup


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > BaconSandwich is tasty.
07/28/2020 at 23:57

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I could see driving a 3.  Not this one.   


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > ranwhenparked
07/28/2020 at 23:58

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RIP me


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > TysMagic
07/28/2020 at 23:59

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Charger must be outside I guess?  You'd think that would be garaged.


Kinja'd!!! TysMagic > WilliamsSW
07/29/2020 at 10:02

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no idea, I don’t see anything outside and it’s a tiny garage. They’re gone a lot so perhaps it sits on a charger elsewhere? 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > TysMagic
07/29/2020 at 11:31

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Probably it’s being charged at work or whatever.

An underrated benefit of an electric car is that you could probably charge it away from home most of the time, as long as you don’t drive too much.  So free power. Which is nice.